Sundin Followup

This next post was provided by Raj, who is passing this along from the Vancouver Province and is in no way claiming this as his own work. Here we go:

Sundin Signs with Vancouver: 10 Remaining Questions

By Mike Halford, Vancouver Province

10. Where does this put Alex Auld on the list of greatest bald Canucks? (Go ahead and group Salo in there. It's inevitable.)

9. Was Brian Burke upset he didn't get invited to the press conference? We hear he met Sundin once.

8. How long before the phoneboards at Team 1040 short circuit and the ensuing flames engulf Dave Pratt, turning this from a pretty good signing into the greatest moment in Vancouver sports history?

7. Hold on...did we just sign Toronto's sloppy seconds?

6. At the end of the day, when all is said and done, what does this mean for Jason Jaffray?

5. Remember the ceremony for that Lundin guy? That was a good ceremony.

4. At what point does Bob Cole chuck his microphone and mutter, "Christ...Sundin, Sedin...I do not need this"?

3. Has anybody been informed of the clause in Sundin's contract whereby he gets to miss practice every time there's a $22 sit-and-go at Pokerstars?

2. Is it true that Daniel and Henrik have commissioned IKEA to build the world's first triple race-car bunk bed?

Aaaaaaaaaand, finally...

1. So...who couldn't the Rangers trade?