Friday, December 5, 2008

So Long Joe

Wednesday December 3 was the final game of the season for Team Sherpa and noted philanthropist Joey 'Himalaya' Pilaar. As a parting gift, the team took delivery of some swanky new jerseys paid for by Joe and Himalayan Expeditions. So a giant thank you to Joe & Co. from all the Aces. Plus more thanks to Rich for acquiring the jerseys and to Art for creating the cool logo.

So what will Joe be up to once his tenure with the Aces comes to a close? Your Aces Cub Reporter has secured access to Joe's personal calendar for the next few months, which we bring to you now. Behold.

December 6-20 - Acapulco. Attending the SurfFest 09 conference, delivering keynote address "Surfboards as Sexual Totems in Post-Modern American Beach Culture".

December 21 - 31 - San Francisco. Guest lecturer at the Mission Hill School for Wayward Girls, will be presenting a slideshow of last year's HImalayan trek with the Grade 9 class. Q&A session to follow in the girls' washroom.

New Years Eve - Naked Skydiving over Yosemite Park with Angelina Jolie while Brad looks after the kids.

January 1 - February 28 - Whistler Village. Lead instructor in the 'Powder Skiing by Feel' class for a group of women from the Lower Mainland School for Hot Blind Chicks. All classes conclude with a special session in proper sauna techniques.

March 1 - March 30 - Nepal. Guiding the 2009 'Vaginas for Nepal' expedition, comprised entirely of 18 year old girls from the Swiss private school L'Ecole de Nymphonique du Canadienne. The goal of the expedition is to be the first to climb to Base Camp wearing nothing but short-skirted school uniforms and no underwear. Good luck Joe!

April 1 - Toronto. Back to Canada to take part in the victory celebration of the Black Aces Hockey club.

On a somewhat related note, the Aces whacked the Einstein dudes 2-0 on the strength of goals from the Other Joe and from Bruce, both lovely top shelf zingers. The NewShirts were backstopped once again by a very solid Raj, who made several big league caliber stops including a penalty shot.

The march to glory continues.

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