Write your own Black Aces blog post

Due to the recent absence of long-time Aces reporter and blogmaster, the team is now offering players and fans the opportunity to write their own fully customizable blog posts.

Simply choose from the available options to create a game report that accurately reflects the results of the most recent Aces

• game
• win
• pleasure skate
• pizza order

See how easy it is? Now you go:

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Black Aces 

• WIN!!

• Crush it again

• Rule!

In the latest in a long line of

• epic victories 
• stunning upsets 
• unexpected wins 
• beer-fueled slugfests 

local hockey team the Black Aces

• pulled off 
• squeaked out 
• cruised to 
• laid down 

 a

• thorough drubbing 
• last-minute win 
• total domination 
• mild scolding 

of their COTHL rivals the

• Warriors 
• Wyse Guys 
• Bloor Battlers 
• referees 

As has been the case all season long, the Aces defence corps held off the enemy through

• determination and grit 
• brilliant strategy 
• pure talent 
• blinding good looks 

while the forwards

• worked their magic 
• put on a clinic 
• filled the opposing net 
• took the night off 

 Opposition players were once again left

• scratching their heads 
• holding their d*cks 
• demanding a urine test 
• demanding to see birth certificates 

as they have been all season.

Playoffs begin soon, and Aces fans, aka

• current players 
• former players 
• Pete’s son 
• the zamboni driver 

are/is pulling for a repeat of 2012-2013, when the team took it’s rightful place atop the COTHL.

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Now simply fax your game report to Aces' technology consultant Simon C, and he will send out a telex to everyone in his rolodex.

Also, most recent games:
Feb 12: Aces 3, Warriors 2
Feb 5: cancelled due to snow and lack of interest
Jan 29: Aces 5, Battlers 3