It has come to the attention of Management that the Team Scribe has not been meeting the required quota of game reports this season. In the interest of team morale and of maintaining the proper flow of vital information to all players after games, Management has secured the services of an Artificial Intelligence Agent, or bot, to step in whenever our lazy scribe can’t be arsed to write a game report.
For weeks when game reports are not posted, please refer back to this page for a report created by RoboScribe, our AI bot and newest team member.
Instructions
1. Load the page. Don’t like the result? Re-load the page and RoboScribe will instantly re-write the game report.
2. Repeat until satisfied.
Here we go:
Aces Smash Rivals in Thrilling COTHL Contest
In their most recent ice hockey game, local team the Black Aces vanquished their COTHL rivals the Wyse Guys by a score of 0 to 6. Fans of the Blackshirts were high af, and showered the team with Axe Body Spray after the game.
Aces goalie John Goalie played a solid game between the pipes, and the D Men were, as always, flawless. The front line players forechecked relentlessly throughout the game, causing their opponents' defense corp to call their legal advisors.
At this rate playoff victory is a given for the Aces.
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