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Was the lack of witty repartee somehow related to the Aces’ sub-par on-ice performance? Possibly. But the team is not taking any chances.
In an effort to remedy this possibly dire state of affairs, Aces senior management has compiled a list of topics designed to spark pre-game conversation amongst active players, with the aim of inspiring the team to put in a better effort on the ice.
Instructions
- Aces players are to be in the room no less than 20 minutes before game time.
- Players should split into 2 groups: forwards in one group, defensemen and goaltenders (Pete T is considered a part-time goaltender) in another.
- One topic per game for each group is to be drawn at random from the puck bag
Topics
For Forwards
“How much can you bench?”
“What’s better, a Ford F150 or a Dodge Ram?”
“Vegas: just like fucking Disneyland now with all the families and kids and shit”
“Heart vs Zeppelin: who rocks harder?”
“Zamboni Girl: would ya hit that?”
For Defensemen & Goaltenders
“Asteroid impacts and the end of the last ice age: discuss this theory in depth”
“Which do you think drives better, the Aston Martin Superleggera or the Aston Martin Vantage?”
“Monaco: not what it used to be now that commoners and footballers are permitted to enter”
“Puccini vs Mozart: who wrote the greatest opera?”
“Zamboni Girl: would ya hit that?
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