Will the Aces Bring It

Zamboni/Barista Girl shows how you bring it.

Long time patrons of local favourite hangout the Aces Cafe are reportedly perplexed by the service lately, say sources.

“For the last 5 years the service has been great.” said longtime customer Guy Mann-Dude. “I order a cup of black black coffee, and the Aces bring it. No problem. They always bring it.”

Lately though, Mann-Dude and other customers have been complaining.

“Since, I dunno, September i wanna say? The service has been off.” said loyal client Paisley Summerseve “They just haven’t been bringing it. Sometimes though, I order? And then like weeks go by? And I think maybe they’re not going to bring it? And then they bring it. It’s like so random.”

Aces’ management would not consent to an official interview on the matter, and would only say that from this point forward the Aces “Will be bringing it. It’s our time of the year, and Bringing It is definitely what we’ll be doing.”

In hockey news, the Aces brought it in their final season game, bringing it right to the Warriors 4-3 with the help of fill-in netminder (Roger? Randy? Andrew?).

The blackshirts have another opportunity to bring it this week against Red. Let’s hope they can bring it right to the finals.