Aces Hobble into 2014

After a great start to the season, local hockey team the Black Aces have hit a bit of a rough patch over the last 3 games. Some decidedly uninspired play may even have resulted in the team scribe being unable to put pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard), leaving tens of hockey fans without their weekly Aces update.

The details of said games are best left to fade into the mists of time, so instead of a full report we present to you know a series of haiku poems whose brevity should serve to shield readers from the full NSFW account of each game.

January 8: Warriors 5, Aces 4

three flukey White goals
a come from ahead effort
afterwards, no beer

December 18: Wyse Guys 9, Aces 4

goalie arrives late
all Wyse Guys shots find the net
are the Aces drunk?


December 11: Aces 3 Battlers 3

the scribe was missing
so cannot verify the score
but one point is good

I feel great shame