The equation for the day was E=mcfail as the only remaining undefeated team in the COTHL finally went down to defeat this past wednesday.
The newly jerseyed Red squad took it to the Black Shirts, who were unable to solve for x (where x = goalie) for most of the night. Einsteins' goalie Neils Bohr was a like a human black hole, trapping every shot sent his way like so many stray photons in a gravitational field. At the other end the Aces' backup keeper, Werner Heisenberg, looked uncertain on a few goals that the laws of probability probably stated should not have gone in. No matter. The rest of the Aces were nothing but a weak force all night long, and failed to complete the quantum leap from league also-rans to superpower.
Final score: Einsteins 5, Black Shirted but Logo-less Aces 2.
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