Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Aces Three-peat in 2015

It's been a week since the Black Aces made history as the only team to win the COTHL championship 3 years in row, and the congratulations have been pouring in from all corners of the world (and some from beyond).

The Aces capped an up and down season with a pair of overtime wins to take the title again, with the final game being a 2-1 nailbiter against the Wyse Guys. Once again Mark L bagged the winner, this time on a partially set play between him and your humble scribe and defender. The whole team brought their 'A' game again, keeping the red team to just a few good chances  over the course of the game. Netminder and punctuality freak Kevin T made some great saves at the right time as the blackshirts rode a 1-0 lead (on a goal by Pete T) for most of the game, but could not hang on for the full 45. A late red goal sent the game to extra innings but it didn't take long for the Aces to bang one in for the win and the Three-peat.

The team email box is bursting with kudos and attaboys from fans and admirers, far too many to reproduce here.  So here is a sampling of some from a few names you might recognize.

Rosterbot

ROSTERBOT ACCEPTS THE ACES RESULTS! ALL HOCKEY UNITS PERFORMED TO SPECIFICATIONS! TERMINATION OF ACES UNITS CANCELLED!
Interview With the Rosterbot



God

Well done my children, well done. I knew you could do it. Literally I mean, I actually knew. I'm God.
God's Hockey Team

God Abandons Tim Tebow in Favour of Obscure Canadian Hockey Player



Vishnu

The playing of the extra ends was most invigorating, sirs. I congratulate you on your excellent excellence at the ice hockey contests.

God's Hockey Team




William Shatner

My friends, my... fellow Canadians, you... have achieved a level of greatness that few among us can equal. I... am, so proud of you. I'm having my personal assistant send autographed photos of me, William Shatner, to each and every one of you. Please, call me Bill.

Tom Hortons introduces new coffee to honour Aces HC

Zamboni girl

You guys are so awesome! I posted a video of you on my Tumblr. Not a hockey video, it just shows you guys hugging in the dressing room after the game, but whatever. I love you guys!

Black Aces Boyfriend



The blind monks of Sraac

Praise Braam! The mighty Aces have triumphed for the third cycle in a row! Our moon draws near and time is short for our doomed planet, but your victory fills our hearts with joy and - [end transmission]

Praise Braam!


Richard Branson

I knew I should have bought you beautiful bastards when I had the chance. Oh well, at least that little jerk Jon Bon Jovi couldn't close the deal either.

Richard Branson to Buy Aces HC
Prime Minister Blocks Sale of Aces HC


The Perimeter Institute 

Dear Aces, congratulations on your victory in the COTHL finals.
Dear Aces, Congratulations on your victory in the COTHL consolation finals.
Dear Aces, please accept our condolences on your loss in the COTHL finals.
Dear Aces, please accept our condolences on your loss in the COTHL consolation finals.
Aces Win (Just Not in This Timeline)


Rob Ford

I cannot comment on a victory that I have not seen or which does not exist. I am not the Aces coach. I have never been the Aces coach. Whatever happened between me and the Aces is all in the past now, and I think we should all just move on.

Toronto Mayor Robocalls Aces Opponents
A Letter to the Aces From Former Mayor Rob Ford
Great Leader Inspires Aces to 1-1 Victory
Warriors Call 9-1-1 on Aces


Chi Chi 'Pepe' Fernandez

Very great congratulations I am sending out to all my muey macho amigos on the Black Aces Hockey Club. Your fantastic victory was seen by dozens of viewers on el Canal de hombres y mas hombres. I would personally like to give each and every one of you a special Canal 53 embrace, which even though it is involving the wearing of no pants below the waist, is still 100% platonico.

Black Aces to be Featured on Mexican Cable TV



Pope Benedict XVI

It seems that my prayers have been answered. Since I stepped away from the Big Chair (and Hat) in 2013 to focus my earthly energies on the Aces HC, you have won 3 consecutive championships. Well done, my lambs, well done indeed. I know it's a sin but I feel pride in what we have accomplished together. My invoice is in the mail.

Pope Benedict XVI Says Farewell Church, Hello Aces


Sonseed

Congratulations and Bless You Aces!! We are just so thrilled to hear of your Godly Victory that we are going to come out of retirement and join up with UB40, Ziggy Marley, The English Beat and Rancid on their 2015 North American tour! Of course we'll be playing our big hit:



There you have it, sports fans. Another year done and dusted and the Men in Black are the class of the COTHL once again.


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