New Sweaters Spur Aces to Victory, or Something. Eventually.

Local hockey team the Black Aces ushered in a new era during their last game, retiring their previous venerable sweater and adopting a new look courtesy of power forward and Successful Businessman Rod P, whose company Zing-Bias Media apparently controls the Internets.

So long, Aces.

Aces players wept openly as they bid farewell to the classic sweater of old, with its proud logo and high-quality construction and 2 league championships woven into its very fabric. Songs of praise were sung in honour of teammate and former sponsor Joe P. and the awesome Himalayan Expeditions. Visit HimalayanExpeditions.com for all your epic mountaineering needs.

The new sweaters sport a clean and classic logo embossed into the blackest of black cloth. Sturdy and durable, these new shirts are sure to spur the team to yet more victories, more glory, and more tales of total domination of their COTHL opponents. Just to ensure the future success of the team, the sweaters have been pre-washed in water blessed by a Serbian priest and imported from the Caucasus ice fields in ancient oak barrels. The ink is made from the black roe of the rare and endangered Omul fish found only in the icy depths of Lake Baikal in Russia. The threads are the same carbon nano-fibre found in the interior cabin stitching of the Pagani Zonda, and the crest and numbers are made from a just-discovered isotope of titanium that provides bullet-proof strength combined with a fine silvery sheen.

Hello, Aces.

Of course only the best of the best are suited to don such fine sporting garments. Only a team that say, had not lost it's 5 most recent games, or that would not go down 5-1 to a team wearing inferior red sweaters. A team that could with confidence ice all of its players on any given night.

Right?