Black Aces Pick Up a Win on Black Wednesday

For most people Black Friday may be a good day to pick up a deal on some pre-obsolete electronics, but for local hockey team The Black Aces Featuring Aubrey S, wednesdays are a great day to pick up 2 more points in the Cedarvale Oldtimers Hockey League.

In fact they've been doing that so often lately that there is a petition going around the internets to have wednesdays renamed Black Wednesday.

Last Black Wednesday was no exception, as Aubrey's Black Aces rolled to a convincing 7-2 win over the Wyse Guys, whose wednesday turned out to be very black indeed. The Black Aces + A Man Named Aubrey even spread the scoring around this time, rather than relying on sniper Mark L to provide all the offence. Mark still bagged a pair, but singles went to Al, Ralph, Paul, Rod and your humble narrator with a rare point shot.

To celebrate the win, everyone on the Black Aces HC, Brought to You by Aubrey was presented with a 1,000,000 Rupee gift certificate* to spend on Black Friday by team benefactor and spiritual guide Joe Himalaya. Thanks Joe!

* valid between 2 and 4 pm on November 29 at Uncle Harminder's Most Excellent Spices and Western Jeans Emporium, 4/38 W.E.A. Krishna Market, Saraswati Marg, Karol Bagh, New Delhi, India.

Black Friday hopefuls on their way to the sales

In the spirit of Black Friday and the looming Christmas Shopping Season, The Black Aces of Aubrey are offering all other teams in the COTHL a complimentary ass-kicking, valid any wednesday night between now and the playoffs.