A Poem

B is for black, the colour of night
L is for lazy, which is never all right
A is for America, now kind of scary
C is for cola, like diet or cherry
K is for karma, so don't be a jerk
at home or at hockey or even at work.

A is for attitude, make sure yours is good
C is for Canada (it's got lots of wood)
E is for effort, which the Black Aces made
S is for skating, on ice, with sharp blades

F is for 4, the number of goals
that the Aces did score while defeating their foes
T is for 2, which the Warriors got,
which means now the Black Aces are back in top spot.

For a real poem, you should read David by the great Canadian poet Earl Birney.

Or something from either of the two hipsters above.