In a turn of events that even their legions of faithful fans would admit is somewhat surprising, the Aces have finished the first half of the 2008-2009 season at the top of the Cedarvale heap. The apex, the summit, the pinnacle, top spot, numero uno. With a healthy lead, no less, according to team statistician Aubrey Spring.
The final match-up of 2008 saw the Blackshirts take on the Battlers, who brought out the big guns even before the game began. Strains of rock and/or roll could faintly be heard wafting through the air from their dressing room, and several players were seen to be engaging in a form of chemical enhancement in a vain attempt to bring their energy level up to that of the mighty Aces.
The Aces, meanwhile, were holding a silent prayer meeting before taking the ice, as is often their custom. All except Raj, that is. He was too busy listening to his new collection of inspirational Christian ska music on his mp3 player to hold hands with the rest of the boys. Check out the video:
Glorious stuff.
The game, if you're still interested after watching that stunning bit of video, was a see-saw affair that saw the teams trade leads throughout. The illicit beverage-induced boost enjoyed by the Battlers wore off after period 2, allowing the Aces to come from a 4-2 deficit to ultimately tie the game, praise Jesus. A pair of goals from newcomer Jeff, plus one each from team pastor Rich and team organist Andrew was enough to make up for the short bench, and the game ended in a very brotherly 4-4 draw.
The Aces would also like to welcome back Dick Van Dyke after an extended absence to attend seminary school.
Next game is next year, so happy holidays to everyone.
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