Here are your potential bench bosses for the upcoming campaign:
Rob Ford
Anything else? |
Minus: may be in jail next fall
Plus: will bring the beer every week
Minus: will bring the crack every week
Quote:
"Have I coached hockey before? Yes, approximately one year ago, probably in one of my drunken stupors."
John Tory
Hi, I'm John T-zzzzzzzzzzzz |
Minus: knows nothing about hockey
Quote:
"Well I'm seriously thinking about whether or not I might consider pondering a possible run at the coaching job. I'll let you know. Probably."
David Soknacki
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Minus: unspellable surname
Quote:
"I'm just like Rob Ford but without the crack, so this is a perfect gig for me. Crack is bad for hockey performance, unlike meth, which I am in favour of."
Karen Stintz
Nobody told me about the smell! |
Minus: wants all Aces to wear figure skates
Plus: likes older men
Minus: wants to redesign the team crest, something in taupe.
Quote:
"I've worked with Rob Ford, so how bad can this job be?"
In actual hockey news, the Aces continue to roll through the COTHL. Last week's game was a 3-2 victory over the Battlers with John from the Warriors in net. Rod sniped a pair and linemate Mark chipped in with another as a lean Aces machine shut down an overstaffed Battlers squad. Again.